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6 Nisan 2018
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Merhaba arkadaşlar, okuduğum bir kitabın kısa bir bölümünde bu maddeleri sıralıyordu yazar, başlıkta bahsettiğim gibi bunları çevirecek zamanı olan bir arkadaş arıyorum özette geçse kafi :)

1) Thou shall NEVER worry about the
competition, because the competition does
not worry about thy!

If you think a girl has a boyfriend or she claims to be
ìseeing someoneî, donít even flinch and say: ìYeah, so
whatís your point? I go out with other people for fun too.î
This will let he know that you really donít need her
because you are not hungry and therefore, gives her a
chance to sell herself to you - - the uninterested buyer - -
for a much cheaper price than the last hungry guy that
went out with her.
2) Thou shall cancel-out on the dates of your
choice with or without warning or previous
notice!

If you cancel a date or donít even show up, she will spend
the evening thinking about you even if she decides to go
out with another guy. She will wonder if she did something
wrong or if you still want to go out with her at all. In any
case, she will want you even more and realize that she has
to do an even better job of selling herself to you in order
to make an even greater impact on your mind so that you
will think of her more often and remember her the next
time. She figures if she made a lasting impression on you,
then you would be here right now. But youíre not!
3) Thou shall not return all phone calls!
Youíre busy! Remember? You are not waiting for the phone
to ring or checking email; you are a Diamond Player who is
out having a good time, maybe even meeting a more
beautiful girl! (Well at least thatís what the girl who called
will be thinking!)
4) Thou shall tell at least one lie a woman!
The one lie Jerks always tell women is that they have been
with some other girl who was much better in any area,
especially physically and sexually. The question usually
comes up from the girl after an intimate moment, when
she knows the time is right, and asks, ìShark, have you
ever been wit some other girl who is better than me
physically or sexually?î (With specific body parts and
positions mentioned, yet not used here in this example!)
If you have ever been asked a similar question and respond
with ìNoî (meaning she is the best thing you have ever
seen and been with in any way), you my friend are stuffed,
mounted and forgotten about! Even if she stays in the
relationship, she now realizes that no other girl has offered
as much love and/or s*x, so why should she? Immediately
the price goes up as you wind up giving more and receiving less. You are now back to being in supply instead
of in demand ñ GAME OVER!!! Do not pass go. Do not
collect $200. Also see #3 in my: ìThe 13 Sneakiest
Tricks, Tests and Mind Games of Women-- that Men Keep
Falling Forî
5) Thou shall be late and never wait!
I do not like being predictable, yet I need to be exact
about things like time. So therefore, instead of having
women se their clocks by me when I say that I will pick
them up at 9:00, I a* there exactly at 12 minutes or so
after the time I stated. I know ahead of time when I will
exactly arrive, yet I remain unpredictable to her because it
shows I was busy doing something else. As far as you
waiting for ANYTHING - - Donít! If you get put on hold orcall waiting for longer than 10 seconds - - Hang up! She
had enough time to tell the other person to call back. Your
time is valuable to you and she has to realize that as well.
In the areas of s*x, compare a woman to a bank and
s*x/love to money. Who do banks loan money to? The
answer is: to people who can prove they donít need the
money to begin with! Every millionaire and billionaire in
the world can get a loan because banks realize that they
can afford to pay it back and it is no big deal. If you are
not getting enough money out of your bank then leave!
Banks are in business to loan you money providing you
can show them you donít need it to begin with. If al you
want is god conversation, then call a 900 number or sign
up for ìlive chatî with internet porn, donítí have a
girlfriend!
A very smart businessman said something like:
ìMoney and s*x are very similar.
You keep thinking about them if you donít
have them in your life.î

6) Thou shall borrow money (The real stuff with
Presidents on it!) from at least 5 women this
month!

See how long it takes them to ask for it back, or how
good they want to get to know you because you owe
then something.
7) Thou shall have dirty magazines and porn
scattered around your living area and posters
of as many half naked (or naked) women on
your walls as you can find room for!

This will show her that you at least know that hotter
babes are somewhere on the planet, and she will do
everything in her power to get and keep them off your
mind.
8) Thou shall be a regular at exotic dancing
gentlemenís clubs!

(It sounds so much better than the words ìstrip barî
doesnít it?) Let her know the exotic dancers know you
by name and that some of them have secret pet names
for you as well. Be sure you can rattle off all of the
dancersí names in one breath; it will show you were
paying attention. Be sure to let her know that you are
a V.I.P. at most of them and are always on the look out
for great talent. Then ask her if she would like to
audition for you and youíll let her know if sheís any
good. Even if itís a great strip tease she does for you,
tell her that she really needs to try harder next time.
And she will again and again.
9) Thou shall idolize a woman or tow that you
probably will never meet!

Take interest in one or two professional models, movie
actresses, female rock ën roll stars or p*rno queens.
(You might have to watch the movies a couple hundred
times just so you can be sure to pick your favorites!)
10) Thou shall not bring up the idea of future
dates!

Donít bring up weddings, concerts, birthdays, etc. that
are not occurring this month. If you do, she will be
under the assumption that hot only will she still be in
you life at that time (30+ days from now), but she will
be your date to the event. Keep her wondering, be
mysterious. In other words, know when to SHUT-UP! If
any of these commandments get you into hot water for
an uncomfortable amount of time, you might have to
say the ìSî word - - Sorry! Use is sparingly and, if
possible; do not use it at all.
Just keep in mind that someone once said:
ìItís always easier to ask forgiveness
than permission-- especially with women.î
 
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